From a survey

> IF I WERE A STONE, I WOULD BE A: granite
> IF I WERE A TREE, I WOULD BE A: oak
> IF I WERE A BIRD, I WOULD BE A: robin
> IF I WERE AN INSECT, I WOULD BE A: ant
> IF I WERE A MACHINE, I WOULD BE A: computer
> IF I WERE A TOOL, I WOULD BE A: hammer
> IF I WERE A FRUIT, IT WOULD BE A: pear
> IF I WERE A FLOWER, I WOULD BE A: tulip
> IF I WERE A KIND OF WEATHER, I WOULD BE A: sunny day
> IF I WERE A MYTHICAL CREATURE, I WOULD BE A: phoenix
> IF I WERE A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, I WOULD BE A: clarinet
> IF I WERE A KIND OF PROFESSION, I WOULD BE A: typist
> IF I WERE A LAW, I WOULD BE: against violence
> IF I WERE AN ANIMAL, I WOULD BE A: dog
> IF I WERE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, I WOULD BE: an artist
> IF I WERE A COLOUR, I WOULD BE: green
> IF I WERE A FRAGRANCE, I WOULD BE: flowery
> IF I WERE AN EMOTION, I WOULD BE: contentedness
> IF I WERE A STATE OR FEELING, I WOULD BE: busy
> IF I WERE A VEGETABLE, I WOULD BE: a tomato
> IF I WERE A SOUND, I WOULD BE: silence
> IF I WERE AN ELEMENT, I WOULD BE: air


Loyal, much???